neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

5mgs:

i’m like a bitter old man except i’m a teenage girl

(Source: nursary)

(Source: killjoy-ahigeru)

"Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."
— (via suspend)

(Source: thelovewhisperer)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

awkward-fallen-angel:

walkerflexasranger:

cumberwumbersome:

weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

solflames:

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You don’t even understand.

it goes from like deep to girly, its so weird

My day time voice is pretty odd.

you have a night time voice?